It all started when my manager said something about the mall at Vaughan Mills.

Vaughan Mills, eh?
Have I ever been to Vaughan? Of course I haven't, I don't have a damn car. I don't have a liscence.
I've never even heard of that place.
All I know that there's a Limite in that mall and they make hella lot more money than we do.
Whatever, good for you, stupid Vaughan Mills.

But then she gave me a look, and said "Wow Chris. You've never been to Vaughan? You know that's the BEST mall for shopping right."

........................OH, FUNIFUNI?
(IT IS?)

Well then if that's the case, of course I'll need to go there. (I just don't know how)
Luckily the intelligent me came up with the idea of calling Limite in Vaughan and asking how I can get there. Brilliant. Unfortunately, their store manager was busy at that moment but she was nice enough to tell me that I had to

"Take Viva Blue to 16th and take 85 Rutherford heading West"

And that I'd be there in no time.

Okay.

.....I don't get it.


But wait. I have FRNDS!! I can call someone, and surely he'll know. After all, he's like a totally different species from me. He always go on shopping spree and becomes Beyond Godlike. He even doesn't mind spending $60 on a stupid piece of chain and $100+ on a stupid piece of jacket from Club Monaco, so he's probably not even from this planet. So I picked up my phone and dialed.

Me: "Omg. Lx, Lx~~~!! Have you ever been to VAUGHAN MILLS Mall???"
???: "哈? 不要干我毛 Mall? 那是哪儿啊??"
Me: ".................."


真TMD没用。


。。。咳，其实每个人活着这个世界上，都是孤独的。
没有地球太阳还是会绕。。
没有你们我还是可以找到我的终点！！